Buy Your Very Own Ugly Teddy

Almost all of the Teddies have been sold, and I have no plans to make more any time soon. That having been said, the Teddies never were "planned," exactly, so you never do know ...

Please note that all of these are one of a kind, and the only ones that are still available for purchase are marked as such. Therefore, I'm afraid you can't buy a Koalapillar, or Clarence the Rabbit, or anything else that isn't explicitly marked as available.

I always still love hearing from fans -- even if you'd never want one of these weird things in your house, if you got any amusement from this site, please feel free to drop me a line. It brings joy to my existence to hear from people who liked this weirdness.

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