Ugly Teddy

... I bet you clicked on this link first, didn't you?

This category is for teddies that just don't fit anywhere else. (I think that would actually be most of them ...)

Many of them are *truly* weird.

Aah, the Teddy that started it all!

Chuck Duck and his little pal, Chucky, were the first Teddies I ever made ... Ever. For this reason, Chuck has seniority with the other Teddies around here, but his rule is noble and wise. He rarely speaks, but when he does, the other Teddies listen.

Chucky, on the other hand, talks a mile a minute, but nobody can understand a goddam word he says.

Chuck Duck is staying here with us.

Grover is the SECOND Teddy I ever made!

He's a little bit simple minded, but Grover means well. His butt is full of beans, so he probably used to be a "therapy pillow" or something else strange like that. He doesn't seem to have ever fully gotten away from his past, so the other Teddies will sometimes speak to Grover about their problems. It isn't clear how much he really understands what they're saying, but he's very good at nodding and looking concerned, which is a good thing to do when people are telling you their problems and you don't really want to hear it.

Grover is staying here with us.

Wallace was the result of a series of dangerous underground experiments designed to test whether it is possible for a seal to NOT be cute.

It isn't clear whether they were successful or not.

Wallace is hanging out in a new home.

Hector is hungry. Very very hungry. Very very very very--

Crap, there goes my hand.

Hector is available on Etsy.

Oh, poor Bugs. Poor, poor, poor, poor Bugs.

Bugs was sort of a concept piece.

I'm not entirely sure what happened to Bugs. I think he may have run away. He isn't here anymore, that's for sure.

The Octobunny is a bit of a strange thing, isn't he? He's got four monkey-arms coming out of his back, and some sort of weirdness going on with his jaw ...

Frankly I don't really know what I was thinking when I made this thing.

Octobunny is available on Etsy.

Pig-bat-tapeworm? Coming right up!

It's Nigel! Nigel is actually a sweetheart. He used to bake chocolate chip cookies for the other Teddies while he lived here.

Nigel is now baking cookies in a new home.

I think Chatters is one of the coolest Teddies I've ever made. You can't tell from here, but his teeth *actually* chatter. No joke -- you wind him up and watch him go!

Chatters is chattering in a new home.

Squeaker! I always really liked Squeaker. (He didn't really Squeak -- although he did sometimes make this strange buzzing noise when he was hungry.)

Squeaker's got them kickass Predator mandibles. Mandibles, I say!

Squeaker is buzzing around in a new home.