Neal's Teddies
Neal's Teddies get their very own page. These were made not by me, but by my fiancee.
... You have been forewarned.
... You have been forewarned.
Koalapillar
We'll start it off with everybody's favorite -- the Koalapillar! People love this guy!
It's easy to see why -- he looks so cute with that big koala nose and those cuddly Koala ears. He had some weird habits, though. He liked to collect socks. He made this whole big giant pile of socks in the middle of the living room once, and he wouldn't let anybody touch it until it had sat there for three days. True story.
The Koalapillar is collecting socks in a new home.
It's easy to see why -- he looks so cute with that big koala nose and those cuddly Koala ears. He had some weird habits, though. He liked to collect socks. He made this whole big giant pile of socks in the middle of the living room once, and he wouldn't let anybody touch it until it had sat there for three days. True story.
The Koalapillar is collecting socks in a new home.
The Flasher
OK, so there seems to be some confusion as to what's actually going on here -- at least, my mother was confused -- so, just to clarify: Those are his INTERNAL organs he's flashing. INTERNAL. See, those are his lungs and his heart and his intestines ... Oh, never mind.
I take NO responsibility for this thing whatsoever. This was ALL NEAL. Not me. OK?
The Flasher is freaking people out in a new home.
I take NO responsibility for this thing whatsoever. This was ALL NEAL. Not me. OK?
The Flasher is freaking people out in a new home.
Choppers
I always thought this guy was pretty cool. He had a good attitude, too; he never got all weird like some of the other Teddies do, always kept his cool. Believe it or not, this guy went on to a career in dentistry. I know, right? Who would've though.
Choppers is practicing dental medicine in his new home.
Choppers is practicing dental medicine in his new home.