Ugly Teddy

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Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Billy. All Billy ever wanted for Christmas was a cute little stuffed rabbit, and then one year he got one. Things weren't all fine and rosy, though, or this website wouldn’t be here. The problem was that the rabbit, despite having been fabricated for the sole purpose of being cute, soft, and cuddly, didn’t really want to be cute, soft and cuddly.

The rabbit wanted to be Ugly.

In one way, the most obvious way, the Ugly Teddies are the creations of Doc Holly and Nihil, products solely of our imaginations. On the other hand, the Ugly Teddies have always been here, because some stuffed animals just don’t want to be cute. They want to be its antithesis, its greater, more honest and worthwhile opposite.

Some stuffed animals just want to be Ugly.

Look around, enjoy your stay, and remember: Cute, like its counterpart Ugly, are in the eye of the beholder.