Ugly Teddy

These guys are the most involved and time-consuming to make -- and also by far the most fun. Each face is hand-crafted and hand-painted (no robots here!) and carefully set into its future owner.

I'm pretty sure this is still the creepiest Teddy I've ever made. His gaze haunts me to this day.

Clarence has gone to a new home, thank goodness.

You ever have one of those days? I think we all have those days sometimes.

Dolan's been having one of those days since 1976.

Dolan is resting comfortably in a new home.

He's just frustrated because he can never get a reservation at Dorsia's.

Bateman is sharpening his axe in a new home.

His expression may be rather dour, but his attitude is ... Rather dour. Magister Hare suffers from the crippling defect of having been born without a sense of humor. Sadly, this serious condition is affecting more and more people these days.

Magister Hare is bossing people around in a new home.

My gosh, how could I have almost forgotten Eddie? This guy was a card. A real joker.

Sadly, I heard a report that after leaving the Ugly Teddy house, Eddie turned to a life of organized crime. He probably started with hit man, but I think he's worked his way up to Boss status by now. Ahh, well. We do what we can, and if that isn't enough, what can we do?

Eddie is making hits and whackin' guys in a new home.